LISTEN UP!
1. It's a live show?
* Yes. It's a dinner's show with lots of music from the 50's and 60's and real peeps on stage--most people's understand this.
2. There's lasagna?
* Yes. How could it be a dinner show without's dinner? Jeez. .
3. It's a talent show?
* Yes. Actors, Singers, Musicians, Comedians--you never heard of any of 'em.
4. What do I wear?
* Uncle Eddy's devotees wear's red. Hey's it's Christmas in Brooklyn's--even's the pickpockets and muggers wear's red.
5. When do we eat?
* At intermission--that way's we know's youse stay's for at least half the show.
6. Are there snacks?
* No--have a big lunch.
7. I'm a vegitarian.
* There's meatless lasagna for youse Sissies.
8. Where is it?
* Norman P Murray Community Center Mission Viejo
9. Is there reserved seating?
*Parties of 8 or more's get their own reserved table. The rest of youse get there's early or youse sit in the back. Capiche?
10. When does the show start?
* 6:00 pm Evenings. Twilight Matinees at 3:00.
11. What time do the doors open?
* 4:00 pm Evenings. 2:00 Twilight Matinees. I already told's youse to get there early or sit in the back with Uncle Eddy's reform school dropouts.
12. Is there a bar?
* Whatsamattayouse? Cheap Italian Wine (red & white--probably), Sparkling Water, & Soft Drinks. All proceeds go to CHOC.
13. Can I bring my own wine?
* Yes--bring an opener. Tip the wine bar Cheapskates.
14. Are there refunds?
*The IRS gives refunds. Uncle Eddy doesn't pay taxes or give refunds but youse can give's youse ticket to someone's else.
15. Does it help if I know Uncle Eddy?
* You bet. Mention it at the door and the ushers will show you out.
16. Who do I contact with more questions?
* jeffdarcy@icloud.com if you liked the show.
* producer@jerseyboys.com if youse didn't.
* complaints@johntravolta.com if youse insulted.
* breadsticks@olivesgarden if youse food was cold.