Youse Q & A | uncleeddyslasagna.com

LISTEN UP!

1. It's a live show?

* Yes. It's a dinner's show with lots of music from the 50's and 60's and real peeps on stage--most people's understand this.

2. There's lasagna?

* Yes. How could it be a dinner show without's dinner? Jeez. .

3. It's a talent show?

* Yes. Actors, Singers, Musicians, Comedians--you never heard of any of 'em.

4. What do I wear?

* Uncle Eddy's devotees wear's red. Hey's it's Christmas in Brooklyn's--even's the pickpockets and muggers wear's red.

5. When do we eat?

* At intermission--that way's we know's youse stay's for at least half the show.

6. Are there snacks?

* No--have a big lunch.

7. I'm a vegitarian.

* There's meatless lasagna for youse Sissies.

8. Where is it?

9. Is there reserved seating?

*Parties of 8 or more's get their own reserved table. The rest of youse get there's early or youse sit in the back. Capiche?

10. When does the show start?

* 6:00 pm Evenings. Twilight Matinees at 3:00.

11. What time do the doors open?

* 4:00 pm Evenings. 2:00 Twilight Matinees. I already told's youse to get there early or sit in the back with Uncle Eddy's reform school dropouts.

12. Is there a bar?

* Whatsamattayouse? Cheap Italian Wine (red & white--probably), Sparkling Water, & Soft Drinks. All proceeds go to CHOC.

13. Can I bring my own wine?

* Yes--bring an opener. Tip the wine bar Cheapskates.

14. Are there refunds?

*The IRS gives refunds. Uncle Eddy doesn't pay taxes or give refunds but youse can give's youse ticket to someone's else.

15. Does it help if I know Uncle Eddy?

* You bet. Mention it at the door and the ushers will show you out.

16. Who do I contact with more questions?

* jeffdarcy@icloud.com if you liked the show.

* producer@jerseyboys.com if youse didn't.

* complaints@johntravolta.com if youse insulted.

* breadsticks@olivesgarden.com if youse food was cold.

Uncle Eddy’s Lasagna. It's Christmas in Brooklyn's!