EVENING DECEMBER 21!

TWILIGHT MATINEE JAN 5!







All New Next Generation!  Uncle Eddy's LIVE Lasagna  Dinner Show & Talent's Search!


Music from The 50s & 60s, Famous Guests, Celebrity In House Audience & Italian Wannabe's from's All's Over!


Click's here for Youse Earlybird's Cheapskate Tickets!


Featuring Youse Favorite Goombas from The Award Winning International Hit Show!

(ok's so only my mother liked it--so what?)


La Famiglia!

I didn't know Lucy was Italian?

I tear her black roots out

I pull blond hair out by black roots

It's Lasagna  and a show-- Capiche?
It's Lasagna and a show-- Capiche?
We's on our way's to Uncle Eddy's!
We's on our way's to Uncle Eddy's!
It's Peter Fondalino!
It's Peter Fondalino!
She's no good's for youse
She's no good's for youse
Youae Salute! with these cheap red cups.


AND LIVE TALENT FROM HOLLYWOOD AND AROUND'S THE WORLD!

(they's not from Hollywood's & youse never heard's of any of 'em)

 


Cherry La Bamba loves youse!
Cherry La Bamba loves youse!
I'm not in the show
I'm not in the show
Make's my lasagna
Make's my lasagna
I've got's gas
I've got's gas
We's don't do's what Mama says . .
We's don't do's what Mama says . .


 

(Click's Here Wannabe's)

Youse Get's My Mama's Famous  Lasagna! 

 

 


We's having a good time's!
We's having a good time's!
We's from Brooklyn's!
We's from Brooklyn's!
Hey's we's thought this was Big Greek Wedding?
Hey's we's thought this was Big Greek Wedding?
Maybe youse did too?
Maybe youse did too?
I love's to mangia
I love's to mangia

We's support CHOC Children's Hospital 

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"Hello my name is Luke and I have cancer."


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