Uncle Eddy’s Lasagna. It's Christmas in Brooklyn's!

(or whereevers youse is--Capiche?}

Youse Gets Lasagna & A Great

(ok's--pretty good) Show!


OPENING NIGHT DECEMBER 21 6:00!

CHOC EVENING DECEMBER 26 6:00!

*ENCORE MATINEE JAN 5 3:00!*

*(really cheap tickets-capiche?)*








All New Next Generation!  Uncle Eddy's LIVE Lasagna  Dinner Show & Talent's Search!



Music from The 50s & 60s, Famous Guests, Celebrity In House Audience & Italian Wannabe's from's All's Over!


Click's dates above Geniuses for Youse Earlybird's Cheapskate Tickets!

 



- We's Wannabe's


Featuring Youse Favorite Goombas from The Award Winning International Hit Show!

(ok so only my mother liked it--so what?)

La Famiglia!

I didn't know Lucy was Italian?

I tear her black roots out

I pull blond hair out by black roots

It's Lasagna and a show-- Capiche?
It's Lasagna and a show-- Capiche?
We's on our way's to Uncle Eddy's!
We's on our way's to Uncle Eddy's!
It's Peter Fondalino!
It's Peter Fondalino!
She's no good's for youse
She's no good's for youse
The Uncles are big ladies men's
The Uncles are big ladies men's


AND LIVE TALENT FROM HOLLYWOOD AND AROUND'S THE WORLD!

(they's not from Hollywood's & youse never heard's of any of 'em)

 


I'm not in the show
I'm not in the show
Make's my lasagna
Make's my lasagna
I've got's gas
I've got's gas
We's don't do's what Mama says . .
We's don't do's what Mama says . .
Uncle Eddy has no's cause
Uncle Eddy has no's cause
 

Youse wear's red to the show just like Mama!


 

(Click's Here Wannabe's)

Youse Get's My Mama's Famous  Lasagna! 

 

 


We's having a goods time's!
We's having a goods time's!
We's from Brooklyn's!
We's from Brooklyn's!
Hey's we's thought this was Big Greek Wedding?
Hey's we's thought this was Big Greek Wedding?
Maybe youse did too?
Maybe youse did too?
I love's to mangia
I love's to mangia

We's support CHOC Children's Hospital 

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"Hello my name is Luke and I have cancer."


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